» The Players
Who's Who In The Farce
One, Esther Sweet.
Student, femmegeek extraordinaire and snarkmeister-in-training.
Snark on, snark off, young grasshopper.
To be presented for your viewing pleasure, Professor G. Straton.
Professor of English who has managed to compare literature to Elliott Smith, Kahlua and Zoolander all in one breath.
Include some lyrics from the Shins, and you just might get extra credit.
All bow to the Grand High Authoress, R. Barrett!
Your friendly neighborhood Femmegeek, who will make an appearance every once in a while (and who just found out she has a 4.0! Woot!).
Give me a cardboard cutout of Elvis, a fish scaler and 17 yards of tulle, and I can do anything.
And now, one of the Inspirators in Chief, the Grand High Poo-Bah of Truthiness without whom this comic would flounder in the sea of sarcasmlessness, Steven Colbert!
Need I say more?
A wop-bop a-loo-bop, a wop bamm Truth.
More characters to come!